A lonley man walked into a pet shop
and asked the shop owner "hi do you sell any animals that can keep me
company" then the shopkeeper took out a jar with a millipede inside it
and said " this millipede can talk to anyone"! but it costs £100 so the
man took the risk and bought it he put it on the bed and said " do you
wanna go to pub with me?" no reply he said it again and again but still
no reply so he sat down worried then he shouted "IAM GOING TO THE PUB
DO YOU WANNA COME?" Then the millipede said" SHUT THE HELL UP I HEARD
YOU FIRST TIME .. I am PUTTING ON MY SHOES ! "
note : ..... millipede mean
ام اربعة واربعين خخخخخخخ
and pub mean Bar