Sinankoo Admin
Number of posts : 355 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-05-27
| Subject: Fourty ways to piss-off your parents...... Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:44 am | |
| 42 ways to drive yur parents Nuts 1. FOLLOW THEM AROUND THE HOUSE EVRYWHERE 2. MOO WHEN THEY SAY YOUR NAME 3. RUN INTO WALLS 4. SAY THAT WEARING CLOTHES IS AGAINST YOUR RELIGION 5. STAND OVER THEM AT FOUR IN THE MORNING WITH A HUGE GRIN ON YOUR FACE AND SAY, GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE... 6. PLUCK SOMEONE'S HAIR OUT AND YELL DNA!!! 7. WEAR A STICKER THAT SAYS IM A RETARD 8. HAVE 20 IMAGINARY FRIENDS THAT YOU TALK TO ALL THE TIME 9. IN PUBLIC, YELL" NO MOM / DAD I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!" 10. DO WHAT THEY ACTUALLY TELL YOU... 11. JUMP OFF THE ROOF TRYING TO FLY... 12. HOLD THEIR HAND AND WHISPER TO THEM " I SEE DEAD PEOPLE " 13. AT EVERYTHING THEY SAY, YELL "LIAR" 14. TRY TO SWIM IN THE FLOOR 15. TAP ON THEIR DOOR ALL NIGHT 16. PRETEND TO HAVE AMNESIA 17. SAY EVERYTHING BACKWADRS 18. GIVE YOURSELF A SWIRLY 19. RUN AROUND WITH A LAMP SHADE ON YOUR HEAD YELLING "THE SUN!ITS DYING!" 20. SING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS WHILE RUNNING ROUND THE HOUSE...IN YOUR UNDERWEAR... 21. HAVE NERVOUS SPASMS AT SPONTANEOUS TIMES 22. SNORT LOUDY WHEN LAUGHING AND THEN LAUGH HARDER... 23. RUN IN CIRCLES 24. RECITE A WHOLE MOVIE 3 TIMES... 25. PRETEND TO BEAT YOURSELF UP 26. SLITHER EVERYWHERE 27. WEAR YOU PANTS ON YOUR HEAD AND YOUR SHIRT ON YOUR WAIST AND TELL THEM YOU'RE MAKING A FASHION STATEMENT 28. TRY AND DRINK OUT OF A GLASS THE WRONG WAY 29. SUPER GLUE YOUR FINGER UP YOUR NOSE 30. TALK TO A PEN 31. LAY FACE DOWN AND CHANT LIKE AN INDIAN TRIBE 32. TRY AND CLIMB THE WALL 33. SPREAD OUT ON THE WINDOWN AND PRETEND TO BE A FLY 34. TAKE YOUR ICE-CREAM COBE AND PUT IT ON UR FOREHEAD...SAY YOU'RE A UNICORN 35. PUT PEGS ON UR NOSE AND EYES 36. SWITCH THE LIGHT BUTTON ON AND OFF A COUPLE OF TIMES AND THEN SAY "OOOHH... I GET IT NOW..." 37. EAT YOUR HAIR 38. WHATEVER THEY ARE EATING, TELL THEM IT LOOKS LIKE A CERTAIN ANIMAL 39. EAT ANYTHING OBVIOUSLY NOT EDIBLE 40. SAY YOUR PET IS MOCKING YOU AND CHASE IT ROUND THE HOUSE 41. WHEN YOU SHOWER OR BATHE, YELL"IM DROWINING!..." 42. TRY TO SNORKEL IN YOUR FISH TANK
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semsem Professional Mandaee
Number of posts : 155 Age : 35 Registration date : 2007-05-28
| Subject: Re: Fourty ways to piss-off your parents...... Sun Jun 03, 2007 12:29 pm | |
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